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Tengo 3 monitores

Ayer, hubo una nueva Conferencia General de Pesos y Medidas por un asunto muy urgente: Tienen que adaptarse a los nuevos tiempos.

Tras muchas cavilaciones, tés, pastas y peleas de apuntarse con el dedo entre nobles varones, vió la luz una nueva unidad de medida para el SI adaptada a los tiempos que corren: el Monitor (Mo). Su definición es así:

“La carga de trabajo por unidad de volumen equivalente a una ardua tarea será un Monitor, por lo que dependiendo del número de monitores digitales normalizados de 17″ que se tenga en un mismo ordenador será la carga para el trabajador”

En la UE están conmocionados ¿Cómo puede ser que haya gente que tenga 2 o incluso 3 monitores en sus casas por mero gusto? Por lo que han procedido a regular la normativa de monitores: el sueldo será en función de los monitores utilizados y se subvencionará a las personas que tengan más de un monitor por ordenador por ser tan trabajadores, claro.

Ahora viene lo que nos interesa: Las equivalencias. La medida estandar es para 17″ (siempre con retraso), por lo que si trabajamos con uno de 19″ ¿Cuánto cobraremos? Pues equivaldrá a 1,2 Monitores. Como lo veis, como buena unidad de medida, adopta decimales. Miremos a cuánto equivale un Monitor en el SI:

“Un Monitor equivaldrá al número de kcal o kJ gastados en utilizarlo. Por media aritmética se establece que se gastan 18,7 kcal en mirar un monitor durante 8 horas laborales”

Fácil ¿O no? Hagamos los cálculos, ¿Cuántas kcal gastaré si miro mi monitor de 19″? Pues 1,2 Monitores x 18,7 kcal = 21,84 kcal a declarar en la nómina. Lo podría hacer hasta gente que no ha terminado un Grado Medio.

En Got Malk? hemos adoptado esta nueva unidad con alegría y nos hemos comprado uno monitor extra a nuestros ordenadores para vernos reflejados.

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